"Your hobbies are limited to Arab Idol and cooking lentils and having sex in fields late at night."
The world is reimagined in the year 2043, and Sayeed and Reem are here sharing what is billed as a 'Serious Play about Palestine'.
The situation is tense and people are on edge. The Fifth Intifada is not far away.
But near their village of Beit al-Qadir, on a contested piece of land, this couple are about to go dogging.
Don't worry, it's ok, you are allowed to laugh.
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