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H.R. Haitch Tickets - Union Theatre

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H.R. Haitch

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This is definitely a Royal Wedding you would be mad to miss! The Union Theatre presents H.R. Haitch starring Tori Allen-Martin as Chelsea, and featuring music by Luke Bateman, book and lyrics by Maz Evans.

The stage is set in London, 2011. The Olympic Games are doomed, East London is undergoing a gentrification with houses being built that no-one can afford, the great talent that was Amy Winehouse has sadly passed away, and Adele has released her second tearjerking album. It’s been an extremely tough year for all of us!

But, in this completely bonkers world where a Kardashian can’t manage to stay married for an entire TV series, love is blossoming between the feisty cockney Chelsea and dopey posh toff Bertie. He’s never going to get on Mastermind, but he has managed to win Chelsea’s heart by boning her trout while they were at catering college.

There’s also a new progressive Prime Minister to shine a light on the days ahead so the press can shove their tunnel visioned obsession with the identity of  the secret royal, Prince Albert, who’s been stuck in hiding for the past 20 years as Chelsea has got herself a new man!

Bertie goes down on one knee, but what he has in store for Chelsea is not a ring… but a crown!  But as Chelsea will soon discover -  travelling from Barking to Buckingham Palace is a little more complicated than simply topping up her Oyster Card and jumping on the District Line!


Union Theatre


Old Union Arches, 229 Union Street, London, SE1 0LR

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  • Nearest Tube: Southwark
  • Tube Lines: Jubilee
  • Railway Station: Waterloo, Waterloo East & London Bridge

Venue Facilities:

  • Air conditioned
  • Bar
  • Disabled toilets
  • Toilets

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